Author: Fenian

Mark Dreyfus will make your underwear drawer safer. We cover:
* Supposedly strengthening whistle-blower laws
* Misinformation laws only coming for WNs
* Continuing Optus fallout
* Bruce Lehrmanns sheds no new light
* Only normie Conservatives love Israel
* Jews getting more visas than Palestinians
* Profiling those escaping indefinite detention
* Sonar pulses hurt our ears
* No gel blasters for Queenslanders
* Dodgy DNA robots
* Sacking “cultural knowledge holders”
* Perth train tracks on stilts
* Electric vehicles making no difference
* Big companies suspiciously supporting Labor’s IR bill
* Fake flyers sending the right message… Read more

Keep it in your pants, Barnaby. We cover:
* The High Court releasing sex offenders and murderers
* Handcuff PTSD
* Free visas to countries we’ve never heard of
* Foreign engineers still can’t find work
* Taxing international students
* Optus explains (sort of) their outage
* The Jewish lobby v Lebanese Sussex street
* BDS comes to the Port of Botany
* Burgertory gets flame grilled
* Jewish converts praising Hamas
* Religious exemptions to misinformation laws
* Urban density slow down your speed limit
* Carbon leakage getting messy
* No one trusting big business
* The … Read more

Industrial accidents are India’s biggest export. We cover:
* What could have caused the Optus outage
* A pointless trip to China
* Doug Cameron’s extreme extremism
* The Foreign Investment Review Board being anti-green
* Solving homelessness with The Wiggles
* The NT not being allowed to spend money
* Striking teachers and stalling IR legislation
* Inmates hacking tablet computers
* Billionaires calling for legal drugs
* Too late to roll Annastacia Palaszczuk
* Not being disabled enough
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It feels so empty without Regulators forcing up power prices. We cover:
Bruce Lehrman facing more (probably bullshit) charges
Kosher sandwich public statements
Western Sydney taking on Sussex street
The No vote paying off
Even more Aboriginal compensation
Airbus Albo goes to Washington
AUKUS is the CD collection you never had
Socialist agriculture ruining Australia
Abdul Benrika still calls Australia home
Delaying the ban on engineered stone
Revitalising the WA Libs
…and more.

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We welcome Tasmania to the AFL. We cover:
* The Gaza debacle exposing the utter failure of Australian multiculturalism
* Never ending Iranian sanctions
* Dwindling ADF numbers
* The worship of Israeli intelligence 
* Paying Microsoft to protect us
* Deporting a single Chinese spy
* Snowy Hydro overtime and over-budget
* You must love compact living
* Ending the week of silence to bash whitey
* Blaming Russia for the No vote
* 3,000 new slaves
* More parental leave for all
* Jacinta Allan’s not-so nice catwalk 
* Failing to stop the mutilation of children
* No … Read more

A new kind of mutual combat is emerging post-referendum. We cover:
* Voting trends
* Based (sort of) South Australia
* Non-whites being non-influential
* Aboriginal activist meltdowns
* The future for all stakeholders
* Getting “Australians” out of Israel and Gaza
* Albo not going to Synagogue early enough
* Everyone competing to be Shabbos goy of Australia
* Jews avoiding protests to avoid their golem
* A rare win against climate crusaders
* Unit 18 needs Combat 18
* NSW goes soft on drug-addicts
* Banning “etremist” tattoos
* Running out of PNG bribe money
* Popular crepe-throwers… Read more

We read the booklet so you don’t have to. We cover:
* The end of Chairman Dan
* Libs losing their grip on Tazzy
* Crepe politics
* Acts of desperation not saving the Voice
* Super Med Saga Pt II
* Even more grog bans
* Bye-bye Mike Pezzullo
* Growing wealth gaps
* Breeding out disability
* Portugal not offering the ACT utopia
* Some positive privacy laws
* The Aussie Cossack becoming who he is
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German industrialism at its finest. We cover:
* The many contradictions of the No campaign
* The Yes campaign’s dirty tricks
* The Murdoch Press becoming even more Zionist
* A piss-weak COVID inquiry
* A per capita recession and other worlds of hurt
* The system of Victorian branch-stacking
* Small wins and golden handshakes at Qantas
* A visa “shake up”
* Constituents asking about pregnancy in Rockingham
* Gays demanding even more “rights” in NSW
* The phoney rise of anti-Semitism in Australian schools
* Saying goodbye to Josh Frydenberg for good
* A based Busselton Council… Read more