Inflation is so high you need $54k for a hooker. We cover:
* Patterns in pattern bargaining
* More ‘skilled’ Pajeets
* Construction continuing to tank
* Bob Brown wanting punishment
* Dying from the cold
* Multiple inquiries for Multiple ScoMo
* Sacred doodles
* Shaq promoting vice for Abos
* Bye-bye Matthew Guy
* No venue for extremist CPAC
* Hotels for children depicted as torture chambers
…and more.
All split-personality ScoMo was good for was banning gas projects. We cover:
* AnAl’s disappointing legal advice
* Barnaby not knowing a thing
* Cultural centres for people with no culture
* Supporting the Aboriginal Voice out of spite
* Cutting unemployment by cutting job-seekers
* Fijians arrive to take our jobs
* Unions continuing to accept wage cuts
* Easier green litigation
…and more.
Anyone can sexually harass. We cover:
* John Howard releases another book as boring as himself
* King Hunt
* COVID apps not detecting COVID
* Gas-proofing green tyranny
* No stopping foreign workers
* Based cyber-squatting
* Mental health hotels
* Complaints = Extortion
…and more.
Albo has truly received the most empowering poll rides. We cover:
* Reducing Greens’ emissions
* No more projects for Palmer
* Defaming defamation cases
* The return of Stephen Smith
* Barilaro’s greasy mafia
* Unions fighting for wage cuts
* Bullshit welfare for politicians
* Jews taking our casinos
…and more.
If only we could get corporate funding from Goldman Sachs. We cover:
* Pauline still wanting Asians out
* Employers doing everything to avoid higher wages
* Independent new-age Abos
* Closing fertilizer production
* Banning vegan booties
…and more.
Parliament is back! Well, it’s just the same shit as before. We cover:
* Labor’s gets on with its bullshit agenda
* Economy continues to tank
* Pauline wearing the pants
* The RBA being investigated for no reason
* One Nation cucking to Jews where they are none
* Good -Riddance-Gunner
* Buying vaccines no one is taking
…and more.
The end of the intervention era is sure bring a renewed sense of Aboriginal autonomy. We cover:
* Ignoring public health advice
* Fighting foot-and-mouth disease abroad so we don’t have to fight it here
* More gibs for the fake war on climate change
* Never leaving George Pell alone
* Greens holding AnAl to ransom
* Rifle rights for 12-year-olds
* Broke Christian Porter
* Drones looking for bobs and vagine
* Libertarianism for the NT
…and more.
Fenian and Nolzy will never forget the anointed one’s name. We cover:
* Feral protests
* Banning balloons (yes really)
* Pro-life based blacks
* Barilaro the job-creator (and destroyer)
* Victoria ALP exodus
* Proving you’re a blackfella
* Junkie Australia
* More Afghanis
* Bitching about staffers
* “Marxists” running our schools
* Uber running from the courts
* Avi Yemini continuing to admit financial fraud
* Queensland lacking integrity
* Locking up the Aussie Cossack
…and more.
Fenian and Nolzy give you the real deal on Pizzagate (not really). What we actually cover includes:
Bullshit jury trials
Spending everything on submarines
WA Liberals becoming even more dead
Closing coal mines while we run out of power
Greens canabalising themselves
More booze money for Abos
Smaller rooms for Julian Assange
Banning the crooked cross
Avi’s Yemini admitting to crowdfunding fraud
…and more.
Fenian and Nolzy charge you up with some negative renewable energy. We cover:
Everyone but WA running out of power
No stopping unreliable energy investment
Pauline and Palmer narrowly make it
Unions celebrating wage cuts
Untechnical recession looming
So easy to sue people
Labor succumbing to far-right extremism
Casinos getting even worse
$25m flags
…and more