Fenian and Nolzy swift through the torrent of dirt poured on the Libs just in time for the election. We cover:
* No Lebs in the Eastern suburbs
* Stopping Palestinian Prime Ministers
* Labor’s poorly endowed campaign strategy
* Christian Lobby targeting fake conservatives (all Libs)
* Palmer pissing up more money
* BDS Independents
* Pajeets redpilling the oven-middle class
* Escaping to posh schools
* More stolen generator money
…and more
Fenian and Nolzy cover the Coalition’s stomach-churning pre-election budget. Also:
* Rich white men representing western POC
* No more Kim Carr
* Captain’s picks on a sinking ship
* Concetta Fierravanti-Wells’ spectacular spray
* SA election recriminations
* Bolt covering for Kitching
* CO2 for Ukraine
* Swapping Chinese for Indian students
* Chinese spies not giving it up
* POC character test
* Perrottet’s genderless birth certificate
…and more
Even socialists become top conservatives after death. We cover:
* Kitching dying from multiple causes
* John Quigley embracing celibacy to scorn Palmer
* Deconstruction economy
* Still punishing Rolfe
* Anal becoming likeable
* Firing shit teachers
* Hebrew Nietzsche
* Bad climate for all
…and more.
Fenian and Nolzy discuss the many uses of $2.25/ltr petrol. Also:
* Zachary Rolfe’s small victory
* Washing ScoMo away
* Mail order refugees
* No stopping inflation
* Rachelle Mattress
* Dying with, not of, three vaccinations
* Family First comeback
* More stolen generator money
* RIP CLP
* Sexual white power
* Liberal Democrats no more
…and more
Fenian and Nolzy are procured the best the AFP can offer. We cover:
•Australia’s micro-relation to the Ukraine conflict
•The Coalition reestablishing its neo-con credentials
•Crown Resorts made even more degenerate
•Dyson Heydon v Bob Hawke in Perv Court
•BPD epidemic
•McGowan’s license to kill
•Green coal money
•Never defending Nicole Flint again
•Tik-tok crime wave
•Planning bushfires 200 years ago
•Token ALP bullying coverage
•High Court pimping for Abos (again)
…and more
Fenian and Nolzy now offer you the best house cleaning the government can buy. We cover:
* Religious freedom Bill DOA
* No escaping doing a sexism
* Further border opening to browns
* Red Turks
* Reaching the vax cert finish-line
* Red-Green alliance
* ASIO keeping us safe from 13-year-olds
…and more
Fenian and Nolzy give you the best real estate deal under the Black Sun. We cover:
* Texts to neutralise woman problems
* Vaxxed up courts and churches
* Trains about to be de-railed
* Travel allowances for all
* Woden the drug-addled homosexual bogan
* Facilitating demographic decline
* ChristCuck schools
* Libs fighting the deep state to let in child-rapists
…and more
Fenian and Nolzy find it increasingly difficult to celebrate Australia Day. We cover:
* Copyrighting culture
* Cuckservatives aiding Invasion Day
* Closing nuthouses
* Backflipping for the Chinese
* Banning the biggest Chinese threat (WeChat)
* Working hard leading to accessing CSAM
* Much needed interest rate rises
…and more
Even Kurt Russell couldn’t write a script this bad. Fenian and Nolzy swelter in their heatwave prison to cover:
* WA’s ratshit healthcare system preventing freedom
* Unvaccinated blockades
* Kerry Chant celebrating the deaths of 3 children
* Unforgivable beer taxes
* Striking over them RATs (ah woah)
* The Wildenstein killer
* Refugee slave labour
* Old Parliament House completely rooted
* The youth celebrating the Australian economic zone
…and more
Fenian and Nolzy translate English into broken English to bring you up to date with Mark McGowan declaring war against the unvaccinated. Also:
* Deporting Djokovic
* Running out of RATs
* Welfare for dead First Nations
* Importing child sex dolls
* Election super-spreader
* Treating veterans like shit
…and more