War On Everything

Industrial accidents are India’s biggest export. We cover:
* What could have caused the Optus outage
* A pointless trip to China
* Doug Cameron’s extreme extremism
* The Foreign Investment Review Board being anti-green
* Solving homelessness with The Wiggles
* The NT not being allowed to spend money
* Striking teachers and stalling IR legislation
* Inmates hacking tablet computers
* Billionaires calling for legal drugs
* Too late to roll Annastacia Palaszczuk
* Not being disabled enough
…and more.

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It feels so empty without Regulators forcing up power prices. We cover:
Bruce Lehrman facing more (probably bullshit) charges
Kosher sandwich public statements
Western Sydney taking on Sussex street
The No vote paying off
Even more Aboriginal compensation
Airbus Albo goes to Washington
AUKUS is the CD collection you never had
Socialist agriculture ruining Australia
Abdul Benrika still calls Australia home
Delaying the ban on engineered stone
Revitalising the WA Libs
…and more.

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We welcome Tasmania to the AFL. We cover:
* The Gaza debacle exposing the utter failure of Australian multiculturalism
* Never ending Iranian sanctions
* Dwindling ADF numbers
* The worship of Israeli intelligence 
* Paying Microsoft to protect us
* Deporting a single Chinese spy
* Snowy Hydro overtime and over-budget
* You must love compact living
* Ending the week of silence to bash whitey
* Blaming Russia for the No vote
* 3,000 new slaves
* More parental leave for all
* Jacinta Allan’s not-so nice catwalk 
* Failing to stop the mutilation of children
* No … Read more

A new kind of mutual combat is emerging post-referendum. We cover:
* Voting trends
* Based (sort of) South Australia
* Non-whites being non-influential
* Aboriginal activist meltdowns
* The future for all stakeholders
* Getting “Australians” out of Israel and Gaza
* Albo not going to Synagogue early enough
* Everyone competing to be Shabbos goy of Australia
* Jews avoiding protests to avoid their golem
* A rare win against climate crusaders
* Unit 18 needs Combat 18
* NSW goes soft on drug-addicts
* Banning “etremist” tattoos
* Running out of PNG bribe money
* Popular crepe-throwers… Read more

We read the booklet so you don’t have to. We cover:
* The end of Chairman Dan
* Libs losing their grip on Tazzy
* Crepe politics
* Acts of desperation not saving the Voice
* Super Med Saga Pt II
* Even more grog bans
* Bye-bye Mike Pezzullo
* Growing wealth gaps
* Breeding out disability
* Portugal not offering the ACT utopia
* Some positive privacy laws
* The Aussie Cossack becoming who he is
…and more.

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German industrialism at its finest. We cover:
* The many contradictions of the No campaign
* The Yes campaign’s dirty tricks
* The Murdoch Press becoming even more Zionist
* A piss-weak COVID inquiry
* A per capita recession and other worlds of hurt
* The system of Victorian branch-stacking
* Small wins and golden handshakes at Qantas
* A visa “shake up”
* Constituents asking about pregnancy in Rockingham
* Gays demanding even more “rights” in NSW
* The phoney rise of anti-Semitism in Australian schools
* Saying goodbye to Josh Frydenberg for good
* A based Busselton Council… Read more

The ALP are perhaps being a bit more honest about Treaty than you think. We cover:

* The Yes vote tanking, even in Victoria
* The Voice caring about submarines
* 11-year-old criminals with immunity
* The Great Barrier Reef still somehow endangered
* Getting to sell our barley to China again
* Saving “Australian journalists” (Chinese spies)
* AI stealing midwit jobs
* IBAC continues to strike
* NSW not quite as bad as Victoria on gas
* Ministry of Truth being impossible to operate
* $20,000 fines for Universities failing to act on rapes that never happened
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The Racer provide the best remedies against crime. We cover:
* Spending your money on Yes campaing translations for migrants
* Jew disagreeing on The Voice (sort of)
* Everybody hating WA’s cultural heritage laws
* Negotiating treaty in Victoria
* Law and order widening the gap
* The bogan capital’s by-election
* Turning off the gas for good in Victoria (and everywhere else soon enough)
* Enrolment based funding instead of attendance based funding for Aboriginal schools
* Making peace with AI
* IBAC eats developers
* A small win for Craig Kelly
* Postcode wars intensify 
* Being … Read more

The Chairman is set to spend the same amount on cancelling the Commonwealth game as the original cost of running them. We cover:
* The greatest pork-barreling scam ever
* Reserve Bank renewal 
* Bad polls for the major parties
* The death of coal
* Welcome to country no longer welcome
* Albo cracking under the pressure
* Quoting the Yes campaing in full context
* Linda Brueny refused to debate superior half-caste
* Dark Emu breaking up Bruce Pascoe’s marriage
* No one knowing what cultural heritage laws mean
* Cutting pay for working from home
* Phasing … Read more