Get ready for migrants who speak even shittier English. We cover:
* Australia to formally recognise a Palestinian state
* Making protesters pay for protesting
* Another bribe for Vanuatu
* Boomers not selling their properties due to negative gearing
* More tent cities
* Sacking someone for using the wrong pronoun
* Just how much Andrew Forrest makes from green energy subsidies
* Massive shortage of green energy electricians
* Lowering English language requirements for certain visas
* Bringing back all the foreign students
* Too many Aborigines going to jail in the Northern Territory
* Jeremy Rockliff to … Read more

A new generation of cannon fodder has been procured. We cover:
* Sydney habour bridge feels the humanity
* Recognising a Palestinian state that does not exist
* Escaping higher US tariffs
* Workers in Byron Shire to live in pods
* God given right to work from home
* Saving money in buying Chinese wind turbines
* Regional Victorians to block the VNI West transmission line
* Aboriginal education saved by mobile TAFE
* Queens Premier fudges crime numbers
* Gangland wars over illegal tobacco
* Gareth Ward to be expelled from NSW parliament
* Banning greyhound racing
* … Read more

University is a death sentence. We cover:
* Albo talks tough on Israel
* YouTube stifled of its right to political communication
* Finally accepting American beef
* Rental growth slows (a bit)
* Modular housing to save the day
* Record number of onshore asylum seekers
* Growth of the care economy
* That 20% cut to HECS
* The government asks Twiggy Forrest for its money back over scrapped hydrogen project
* Not acknowledging country
* Michaelia Cash goes full retard
* Gareth Ward makes an awkward NSW parliament
* Dwindling bulk billing
* Banning e-bikes
…and more.… Read more

We’re back in style. We cover:
* Tasmania’s déjà vu election
* What happened when Mark Latham crossed the Jewish lobby
* Albo goes to China but not to America
* Stalling on anti-Semitism recommendations
* Unemployment goes up
* Plans for rental supplements
* House in Western Sydney sells for $8.15m
* CFMEU still reigning in Queensland
* Banning men from childcare
* Failing to deport grooming poms
* Return of the carbon tax
* Seizing 10m vapes
* Greens expel their co-founder
* Steam bans hundreds of sexually violent video games
* The Left again wants to lower … Read more

All hail the first female Libberal leader. We cover:
* Latest seat count post-election
* Goodbye Adam Bandt
* Major part primary vote continues to fall
* Indians and Chinese backing Labor
* One Muslim and one Jew dumped from the Labor front bench
* Sussan Ley becomes famous
* Jacinta Price jumps ship to the Titanic
* Labor to scrap superannuation tax
* WA fails to build batteries
* Libs weigh up whether to drop nuclear
* 67% of voters want Welcome to Country scrapped
* Northern Territory finally adopts decent bail laws
* Pill testing in NSW
* … Read more

Behold the abundance of Aboriginal culture. We cover:
* Booing the Welcome to Country at the ANZAC Day dawn service
* Albo trusted trusted more on the cost of living
* “Punching” a right-wing bully
* Indian breaking electoral law
* Libs pandering to the Chinese on their apps
* Climate 200 desperately throwing money at Teal seats
* No one punished for breaking electoral law in Wentworth
* Dutton not needing to visit proposed nuclear sites because he already has the votes
* Labor will tax your superannuation assets
* Libs will tax your income to fund defence spending… Read more

Never trust an Indian with a job this important. We cover:
* A leader’s debate no one paid attention to
* Scraping a Liberal campaign sign off a crashed truck
* Harry Dutton can’t afford a house
* Nauru is too humid for an Iranian wife-killer
* Labor give their preferences to the Greens
* Dutton would not arrest Bibi
* Aspirational pledges to reform bracket-creep
* Housing policies that only push housing prices up
* Dutton will not tax electric cars
* Too many South Australians on their mobile phones while driving
* Clive Palmer fails to screen his … Read more