Even Kurt Russell couldn’t write a script this bad. Fenian and Nolzy swelter in their heatwave prison to cover:
* WA’s ratshit healthcare system preventing freedom
* Unvaccinated blockades
* Kerry Chant celebrating the deaths of 3 children
* Unforgivable beer taxes
* Striking over them RATs (ah woah)
* The Wildenstein killer
* Refugee slave labour
* Old Parliament House completely rooted
* The youth celebrating the Australian economic zone
…and more