Get ready for migrants who speak even shittier English. We cover:
* Australia to formally recognise a Palestinian state
* Making protesters pay for protesting
* Another bribe for Vanuatu
* Boomers not selling their properties due to negative gearing
* More tent cities
* Sacking someone for using the wrong pronoun
* Just how much Andrew Forrest makes from green energy subsidies
* Massive shortage of green energy electricians
* Lowering English language requirements for certain visas
* Bringing back all the foreign students
* Too many Aborigines going to jail in the Northern Territory
* Jeremy Rockliff to be premier again for a week
* Gareth Ward finally resigns
* Finding counselling services in ChatGPT
* Failing high school and still going to university
…and more.
