War On Everything

We welcome Tasmania to the AFL. We cover:
* The Gaza debacle exposing the utter failure of Australian multiculturalism
* Never ending Iranian sanctions
* Dwindling ADF numbers
* The worship of Israeli intelligence 
* Paying Microsoft to protect us
* Deporting a single Chinese spy
* Snowy Hydro overtime and over-budget
* You must love compact living
* Ending the week of silence to bash whitey
* Blaming Russia for the No vote
* 3,000 new slaves
* More parental leave for all
* Jacinta Allan’s not-so nice catwalk 
* Failing to stop the mutilation of children
* No … Read more

A new kind of mutual combat is emerging post-referendum. We cover:
* Voting trends
* Based (sort of) South Australia
* Non-whites being non-influential
* Aboriginal activist meltdowns
* The future for all stakeholders
* Getting “Australians” out of Israel and Gaza
* Albo not going to Synagogue early enough
* Everyone competing to be Shabbos goy of Australia
* Jews avoiding protests to avoid their golem
* A rare win against climate crusaders
* Unit 18 needs Combat 18
* NSW goes soft on drug-addicts
* Banning “etremist” tattoos
* Running out of PNG bribe money
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We read the booklet so you don’t have to. We cover:
* The end of Chairman Dan
* Libs losing their grip on Tazzy
* Crepe politics
* Acts of desperation not saving the Voice
* Super Med Saga Pt II
* Even more grog bans
* Bye-bye Mike Pezzullo
* Growing wealth gaps
* Breeding out disability
* Portugal not offering the ACT utopia
* Some positive privacy laws
* The Aussie Cossack becoming who he is
…and more.

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German industrialism at its finest. We cover:
* The many contradictions of the No campaign
* The Yes campaign’s dirty tricks
* The Murdoch Press becoming even more Zionist
* A piss-weak COVID inquiry
* A per capita recession and other worlds of hurt
* The system of Victorian branch-stacking
* Small wins and golden handshakes at Qantas
* A visa “shake up”
* Constituents asking about pregnancy in Rockingham
* Gays demanding even more “rights” in NSW
* The phoney rise of anti-Semitism in Australian schools
* Saying goodbye to Josh Frydenberg for good
* A based Busselton Council… Read more

The ALP are perhaps being a bit more honest about Treaty than you think. We cover:

* The Yes vote tanking, even in Victoria
* The Voice caring about submarines
* 11-year-old criminals with immunity
* The Great Barrier Reef still somehow endangered
* Getting to sell our barley to China again
* Saving “Australian journalists” (Chinese spies)
* AI stealing midwit jobs
* IBAC continues to strike
* NSW not quite as bad as Victoria on gas
* Ministry of Truth being impossible to operate
* $20,000 fines for Universities failing to act on rapes that never happened
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The Racer provide the best remedies against crime. We cover:
* Spending your money on Yes campaing translations for migrants
* Jew disagreeing on The Voice (sort of)
* Everybody hating WA’s cultural heritage laws
* Negotiating treaty in Victoria
* Law and order widening the gap
* The bogan capital’s by-election
* Turning off the gas for good in Victoria (and everywhere else soon enough)
* Enrolment based funding instead of attendance based funding for Aboriginal schools
* Making peace with AI
* IBAC eats developers
* A small win for Craig Kelly
* Postcode wars intensify 
* Being … Read more

The Chairman is set to spend the same amount on cancelling the Commonwealth game as the original cost of running them. We cover:
* The greatest pork-barreling scam ever
* Reserve Bank renewal 
* Bad polls for the major parties
* The death of coal
* Welcome to country no longer welcome
* Albo cracking under the pressure
* Quoting the Yes campaing in full context
* Linda Brueny refused to debate superior half-caste
* Dark Emu breaking up Bruce Pascoe’s marriage
* No one knowing what cultural heritage laws mean
* Cutting pay for working from home
* Phasing … Read more

Our economy remains fake and gay. We cover:

* Everyone to blame for RoboDebt
* WA leading the fake economy
* Japan not wanting our gas
* Thomas Mayo not a dance monkey
* The Kosher sandwich Voice to Parliament
* Donald Trump Jr’s poor ticket sales
* More visas for Indonesians
* Someone finally sues Brittany Higgins
* Albo cutting Question Time short
* David Littleproud losing control of The Nationals
* The hard right LNP disendorsing hard right members
* Implementing child sex laws we should have had decades ago
* Free sperm and eggs for all
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Keep your cat in at night. We cover:
* Gladys not being quite as corrupt as her ex-boyfriend
* Mordy Bromberg ruling the Law Reform Commission
* A bad surplus
* Defeating the Voice in Canberra and in South Australia
* Work for gibs
* Mining the moon
* War games with honourary Aryans
* Moira Deeming the neo-Nazi
* More Gen Zoomer than Gen Zyklon
* Sparying gel at feral cats
…and more.

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