The ALP are perhaps being a bit more honest about Treaty than you think. We cover:
* The Yes vote tanking, even in Victoria
* The Voice caring about submarines
* 11-year-old criminals with immunity
* The Great Barrier Reef still somehow endangered
* Getting to sell our barley to China again
* Saving “Australian journalists” (Chinese spies)
* AI stealing midwit jobs
* IBAC continues to strike
* NSW not quite as bad as Victoria on gas
* Ministry of Truth being impossible to operate
* $20,000 fines for Universities failing to act on rapes that never happened
* Albo importing 400 underpaid workers for the green energy masterplan
* WA to give test-tube babies to single and gay men
…and more.